Hello! Your mission, should you choose to accept, will be to enjoy FREE admission and concessions at a Dipson Theatre of your choosing! All you have to do is agree to the following rules and regulations of the assignment. Keep reading this document to see if you are cut out for the job!
What is a Dipson Secret Agent?
A Secret Agent is an individual who chooses to evaluate our theatres. In exchange for a minimum of 4 Missions and a report on each Mission, the agent will receive coupons and gift certificates to Dipson Theatres. You visit an assigned location, you see a movie, incognito of course, and you complete the online survey when you are finished. Seriously, what better mission is there than this?
Remember: Secret Agents are top secret!! Never reveal your identity. Never let the staff know you have arrived. You must blend in. You must be like other unsuspecting movie goers. Enjoy the movie, but pay attention, pay very close attention. Make it out alive and you are that much closer to completion! Drive home safely and quickly, do not stop, do not get recognized. Sign on to the secure network, with your secure password, and give us the goods!
The Mission, Should you Choose To Accept it!
You choose your theatre location, how many Agents per theatre will be up to the Director, fill out the top secret application, wait patiently. IF selected, you will receive a secret packet with all necessary goods and materials. It will include tickets and coupons for concessions and instructions for the mission. Every 3 months you will receive a new packet, with new materials, as you will have been assigned for a full year. You will be assigned a secret code, which grants you access to our main-frame secure system. This allows you to successfully complete the mission and upload the information to the top brass for evaluation. REMEMBER: Discard all info when you are done, it self-destructs upon completion of mission.
Terms and Conditions!
There is a fee to be a secret agent, there is always a fee. Our mission however, is worth more than it costs. You give us $50, we give you over $100 in free admission tickets and concession coupons, valid for each mission. The fee ensures your loyalty, no working for the other side allowed!
You cannot be related to, associated with, or have knowledge of anyone already employed by Dipson Theatres. If you are found to be involved in any form of conspiracy, if you are caught as a double agent, your mission is over and so is someone else's.
Contingencies of The Mission:
How many agents in my home can be trained to fulfill this mission?
Only one agent per household can be trained for the mission.
How old do you have to be to enlist in the agency?
Agency bylaws stipulate that to be a secret agent, you must be at least 18 years old. Prior secret agent experience is not necessary.
Can I DOR ( Drop On Request )?
If you can't handle the mission we will certainly send you back down for training. After 2 missions your deposit is not going to be returned, it goes into the retirement fund for agents that survive their final mission.
Can I change my mission?
Once you have been assigned a mission there cannot be any changes for one year. At the conclusion of your agreed term you may transfer your assignment if you choose, by calling our secure hot line.
Can I be disavowed?
Be Careful! Being disavowed is very challenging, but if you fail to submit the mission briefs you will have a second chance, but after 2 failed attempts you will be automatically disavowed and your $50 goes to the above mentioned fund (office party). Also, remember, you cannot be related to, associated with, having common descent or origin, or in correspondence with anyone at the theatre.
How long can I stay in the agency?
You guarantee us one year of service. Agents who submit their missions and cooperate in an impartial and objective manner may be offered to re-up for an additional year of the program.
Are agents actual official employees?
NO WAY! AGENTS HAVE NO RIGHTS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Agreeing to be an agent is agreeing to participate in a customer program. You are undercover remember? You are to pose as a regular, unassuming customer. Never give up your identity.
Do I need a computer with internet?
Well being that your reading this on the net, you better be smarter than that one. Who posted this question anyway?
When does my mission begin?
All missions are top secret, we will contact you via secure network and let you know if you have made the cut. Once chosen to be an agent, you never know when an assignment will actually arrive. They will come when you least expect them, but you will have several weeks to complete the mission.
UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? HOW DO I ENLIST?
Fill out the online encrypted application. If deemed a candidate, you will be contacted by a team member very soon to process your information.
Fill out the online form to submit your information and a Dipson Theatres associate will contact you to process your registration.